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more than peter's one night stand
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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.
  • "I saw your browser history."
  • "Do you even know what you’re doing?"
  • "We’ve already tried this."
  • "You don’t even know what you’re doing."
  • "Beyonce isn’t that great."
  • "How many times do I have to tell you?"
  • "You have five seconds…"
  • "I don’t even know who you are."
  • "Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"
  • "Is this where you live?"
  • "… Why are your hands down your pants?"
  • "Is that a lobster?"
  • "You’re late on child support."
  • "You never go ass to mouth."
  • "One ring to rule them all…"
  • "He doesn’t even go here!"
  • "Did you just take that?"
  • "Is that a unicorn?"
  • "You’re a muggle."
  • "It’s your turn to do the dishes."
  • "Were you going through my computer?!"
  • "Are you pregnant?"
  • "You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."
  • "Shut up."
  • "I know you’re having an affair."
  • "They’re dead."
  • "Voldemort isn’t dead."
  • "Let me see your phone."
  • "I can’t believe it’s over."
  • "How high are you right now?"
  • "I was with someone."
  • "It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."
  • "Why do you think we never worked out?"
  • "What went wrong?"
  • "You’re the most ridiculous person I know."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "I’m having an affair."
  • "Too little too late."
  • "Snoop Dog just came into the diner."
  • "You said we could get a puppy."
  • "I need to move out."
  • "You ordered a moon bounce?"
  • "Don’t you want me?"
  • "Meeting your mother changed my life."
  • "Janitor’s closet NOW."
  • "Is that for sale?"
  • "Do you want to get a drink sometime?"
  • "Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."
  • "He has a knife!"
  • "I was on an episode of Cops once."
  • "Are you a hoarder?"
  • "We’re alone out here, you know?"
  • "I killed her."
  • "I need to go."
  • "Why did you invite me to your wedding?"
  • "You always do this!"
  • "You’re the master of excuses."
  • "Did you hire a stripper?"
  • "I just got out of jail."
  • "It was you all along?"
  • "I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."
  • "Were you ever happy?"
  • "You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."
  • "There’s plenty of fish in the sea."
  • "This is it."
  • "I can’t believe it’s you."
  • "We’re getting evicted."
  • "I know who you are."
  • "I wrote you a letter… Every single day."
  • "They’re going to kill me."
  • "You had sex with a serial killer."
  • "Are you drunk?"
  • "I didn’t love you anyways."
  • "That was the worst day ever."
  • "That was the best day ever."
  • "Is this your first date?"
  • "I’ve never been kissed before."
  • "You’re famous!"
  • "I can’t see you anymore."
  • "What’re you here for?"
  • "It’s always been you."
  • "If this were a movie…"
  • "Are you high?"
  • "Stick a sock in it."
  • "You’re better off without me.’
  • "I’m better off without you."
  • "You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."
  • "What do you want?"
  • "Fuck it."
  • "That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."
  • "Who ARE you anymore?"
  • "Can I get a refill?"
  • "Well you don’t see that everyday."
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"We could share a sleeping bag."

xutlaw:

bereetx:

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"Are you sure that’s the best idea?"

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            c’mon, I’m warm.

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"As tempting as that offer is, I think I’m gonna pass this time around."

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travisellisor:

Rocket Raccoon and Groot by Derec Donovan

travisellisor:

Rocket Raccoon and Groot by Derec Donovan

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eldestxrusso:

 

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     What a way to meet someone. Justin thought to himself as he knelt down to help her pick up everything that fell from her hands. “No no, it’s alright. Are you okay?" He himself was just fine, a little shocked because of the sudden impact, but not hurt in the least.

She rushed down to grab the rest of her stuff. “Thank you.” She smiled politely when she saw the stranger helping her out. “Yeah, I’m fine thanks for asking though.” She readjusted herself. “I’m still sorry about that! I was running to-” She stopped mid sentence. The meeting. She was so late by now, they probably just decided to call it off. “Crap.” She muttered under her breath.

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kingthalion:

finally finished this off, hope people enjoy it 
(looks miles better in higher quality)

kingthalion:

finally finished this off, hope people enjoy it 

(looks miles better in higher quality)

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friendlyneighborhoodquipster:

bereetx

          “——Now I see what happens to skin if it’s left in the tanning bed too long.

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"This is my natural skin color. Besides, I don’t think you have much room to talk." She looked his suit up and down.

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The Morning After Sentence Starters "Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
"Do you remember anything from last night?"
"Why are you in my bed?"
"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
"So.. Was it good?"
"Who topped?"
"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
"I should go."
"This didn't mean anything."
"We shouldn't have done this..."
"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
"This stays between us."
"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"So, how much for last night?"
"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
"Don't answer it!"
"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"
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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT. The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614
India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669
Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7
suicide hotlines;
Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430
Australia: 13-11-14
Austria: 01-713-3374
Barbados: 429-9999
Belgium: 106
Botswana: 391-1270
Brazil: 21-233-9191
China: 852-2382-0000
(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)
Costa Rica: 606-253-5439
Croatia: 01-4833-888
Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67
Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908
Denmark: 70-201-201
Egypt: 762-1602
Estonia: 6-558-088
Finland: 040-5032199
France: 01-45-39-4000
Germany: 0800-181-0721
Greece: 1018
Guatemala: 502-234-1239
Holland: 0900-0767
Honduras: 504-237-3623
Hungary: 06-80-820-111
Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90
Israel: 09-8892333
Italy: 06-705-4444
Japan: 3-5286-9090
Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292
Malaysia: 03-756-8144
(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)
Mexico: 525-510-2550
Netherlands: 0900-0767
New Zealand: 4-473-9739
New Guinea: 675-326-0011
Nicaragua: 505-268-6171
Norway: 47-815-33-300
Philippines: 02-896-9191
Poland: 52-70-000
Portugal: 239-72-10-10
Russia: 8-20-222-82-10
Spain: 91-459-00-50
South Africa: 0861-322-322
South Korea: 2-715-8600
Sweden: 031-711-2400
Switzerland: 143
Taiwan: 0800-788-995
Thailand: 02-249-9977
Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800
Ukraine: 0487-327715
New follower! bereetx

cupidandbes:

bereetx

Bes’s eyes darted up to the intruder, giving them a warm smile. “Welcome, I was not expecting anyone today” the old god said walking towards them. “Are you in need of my help?” Bes asked glancing along their body, looking for any wounds.

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Bereet returned the smile, but she still had an uneasiness to her. “Um, yes actually. I was wondering if you could help me out with something?” She asked, clutching her side. She wasn’t exactly sure what this place was, but she was desperate and it seemed to be the only place with people even in it at this hour. 

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bereetx is hooked on a feeling.

callmequill:

 

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"Yeah..funny”  he muttered. “So, what have you been up to?” he asked, eager to change the topic of conversation to something less humbling. 

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"I’ve been working on a couple projects. There’s one in particular though that I think could work out really well." She lit up. She enjoyed talking about her films. "So, how’s the Milano?" She smiled, remembering how serious Peter was about his ship. 

more than peter's one night stand
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